Is That a UFO Flying Through The Air?

     Picture this, three men are sitting around discussing their lack of funds. After possibly exploring different methods of acquiring some money they come up with the brilliant idea of, are you ready for this, no? Well, here goes anyway. They decide to blow up a condom machine. The article doesn’t say so, but I’m guessing this is a condom vending machine. I don’t have any experience with this, but how much cash can a condom vending machine hold, to say nothing about having to split it three ways. 

    Another thing the article does not mention is whether these three had been imbibing in an alcoholic beverage. If not, it seems they were struggling to solve a problem for which they were ill equipped.

    So these geniuses blew up the machine. They tried to get out of the way of flying debris as condoms, cash, and pieces of vending machine flew in all directions. One unlucky participant didn’t quite get far enough away and was clipped by a piece of the condom machine. He died as a result of the unfortunate confluence of his head with the flying piece of metal.