Friday, January 26, 2018

Other Notable People Born on January 27th
    Modesty and time will permit me to mention only several. Let’s start with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart who was also born on January 27. No kidding. And the only reason I’m dragging him into this is because of what his music is able to accomplish with sheep. I mean his music is okay for other things also, but the sheep---well, let me start at the beginning. It seems that Australian Merino sheep who listen to opera (they really didn’t say if it was Mozart’s or not, but I mean, come on) seem to grow much finer wool than sheep who are left alone to be chased around by those creepy looking sheep dogs. So much finer in fact that the price is 367 times the normal market price. Now, unless the sheep learn the difference between an amplified CD recording of an opera and a live performance, this is a great deal for the sheep owners. Nobody is giving an opinion on why this happens. I know from personal experience that about the time I started going to the opera is when hair started growing out of my ears. That may have been a coincidence. 
    Another notable personage born on January 27 was Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert, who was later known as Kaiser Wilhelm, Emperor of Germany. His inept handling of the political situation in the early 1900s helped lead to World War I. 
   And let’s not forget Frank Nitti who was born on January 27, and served with distinction as one of Al Capone's top henchmen and later the front man for the Chicago Outfit, the organized crime syndicate headed by Capone. 
   And then there was Captain Edward J. Smith, born on January 27. He was captain of the Titanic---what more can we say. 
    A person could get the impression that this date is connected to people of genius-level abilities or of dubious character, or then again, maybe both.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The Only Logical Conclusion? 
    There seems to be an asteroid with the name of ‘Oumuamua’ that is being monitored by Breakthrough Listen, which is a project that monitors over one million such things as this asteroid, listening for signs of intelligent life. 
   Now first of all, it someone gave me a name like ‘Oumuamua’, I might not be too keen on answering either, but that’s just me. There has been no response from this big rock which would suggest there is no intelligent life aboard. 
    So, the conclusion from some of the people connected to this project is that there is life on this asteroid, but that this life is just ignoring us. 
    So what’s worse, that there’s no life on this asteroid, or that there is life aboard and we’re just too insignificant to bother answering? The latter would be a real put-down. 
    But one thing these people haven’t thought of, or at least they’re not talking about, is that this asteroid, or the life forms on it, think they’re sneaking up on us. I can imagine that the life on this asteroid has been monitoring our media for the past several years. They’ve watched our primetime TV shows and have come to the conclusion that the males of the species are dumber than soap, and not near as clean, and that the females of the species are obsessed with how they look, and spend most of their time trying to manage their mates. The children of the species don’t respect their parents or any other older members of society and are continually making bad decisions, but then seem to get it all straightened out within sixty minutes. 
    On the upside for these asteroid life forms is the entertainment they derive from watching the political leaders on this planet. I’m guessing there are times when they are laughing so hard they have difficulty steering their asteroid, which just may be our salvation.