But At Least They Were Organized

     The San Diego Union-Tribune reported on the arrest of a couple, in this case a man and a woman, who besides being on probation had in their car; five stolen packages, drugs, meth, heroin, a gun, and mail addressed to 13 people.
     What led to their apprehension was an Amazon.com delivery driver noticed that this couple was following him around and picking up packages that he had just delivered. (That would be a hard way to make a living.) So right away we know they're not the brightest entrepreneurs.
     One other thing the police found in their car was a "To Do" list. On it was listed "Steal mail and shoplift." As any How-To-Get-Ahead-In-Business book will tell you, "Have a plan and work the plan."
     So whatever this couple was, at least they were organized.