It Seems Like There Should Be A Downside

    Recently, in a Texas neighborhood, there have been several incidents where squirrels have gotten quite militant. People have been bitten and children not allowed to go out to play, because of the threatening behavior of these squirrels. 
     My guess is that this is the beginning of the long-predicted squirrel uprising. It will be their bid to take over our country.
    I’ve given this scenario a good deal of thought and have listed all the differences, good and bad, if the squirrels were in control of our state and federal governments.

    1. Squirrels would be a lot cheaper to support in public office. 
    2. Not being able to understand squirrel a great restful quiet would descend on the land. 
    3. Their campaigning for office would be of little interest as we couldn’t understand their rhetoric and besides they all look alike. 
    4. Ah, there must be other differences. 
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   10. No, I guess not.