The Revolution Is Here 

    It’s finally started. And it started in Florida. A woman was trying to dress her pit bull in a sweater. Now if a person needed to dress a dog, why pick on a pit bull? A Chihuahua named Fluffy maybe, or some other small breed with low self-esteem. But a pit bull named Scarface? 
   The pit bull took exception to this humiliation and attacked her. The lady’s husband came to her rescue and in turn was attacked by the dog. The son of this couple, evidently feeling he needed more scars, tried stabbing the dog in the head and neck, trying to change its focus away from attacking his Dad. 
    The dog didn’t appreciate the interference so turned and attacked the son. Soon all three humans were chased out of the house and ended up in the hospital, leaving two small children back in the house. 
    Police had to call in the animal control people who shot the dog with tranquilizers. That didn’t work so they had to use a bean bag gun to stun Scarface before they could catch him. 
    So, dog owners beware. This may be the sweater heard around the world. The first salvo in the animal revolution against being dressed in human-looking clothes. Their slogan could be, “Hey Punk, ya don’t like my fur? You must be feeling lucky!” 
    Viva la Scarface!