2016 THIS AND THAT  # 2

Gobble, Gobble, Give Us All Your Stamps

     In New Jersey a letter carrier, that's a postal worker, was trapped inside his truck by, guess what, several wild turkeys. The mail carrier called his postmaster, who called the police, who sent two officers out to chase the turkeys away. Now some questions come to mind. Is this mail carrier a wuss or not? And when did postal workers stop carrying automatic weapons?

What Were They Thinking
     In Philadelphia, nine men wearing ski masks stole $2,000 worth of jeans from Bloomingdales. What's the deal with that? At the price of jeans, that's probably not even a pair apiece. Evidently several of them don't like jeans, or they don't know how to count, or it was just a case of poor planning. And why did it take nine of them to carry out this heist? The report didn't say anything about alcohol being involved, but come on, how can you explain it otherwise?