Education Is A Wonderful Thing or What We Can Learn from Other’s Mistakes 

     Lesson 1 – If you’re going to rob a bank, don’t leave your name and address on the back of the note demanding the money. Although, the police do appreciate it. 
     Lesson 2 – If you’re on your way to the police station to bail out your brother, on the charge of stealing a SUV, don’t drive there in a stolen SUV. 
     Lesson 3 – If you video yourself climbing into the lion’s enclosure at the Bronx Zoo, then doing a dance in front of a very surprised male lion - - well, you’re probably not capable of learning from the mistakes of others. 
     Lesson 4 – Don’t shoplift from the store minutes before and after you’ve applied for employment. Surprisingly this type of activity does get the attention of future possible employers, but not in a good way.
    Lesson 5 – If you are going to snatch and grab a baby stroller from a store, don’t leave your kid behind in the store. 
     Lesson 6 – If you want to impress your significant other, don’t do it by firing a gun multiple times in the middle of the Bronx, even if it is just into the air. Gunshots are gunshots and they will draw attention. Probably not the kind you’re looking for. 
     Lesson 7 – If the police are looking for you, because of a little misunderstand concerning your robbing a bank, don’t show up at the police station to interview for the job of dispatcher. 
     Lesson 8 – If you’re going to use Play Doh to block a security camera before you do your shop lifting, wear gloves. Otherwise the fingerprints you leave in the Play Doh will lead police to your identity quicker than you can say, “Boy, was I stupid!” 
     Lesson 9 – If you’re just dead set on robbing a grocery store don’t take a selfie of yourself doing the crime, then post it on Facebook, with a caption explaining what you’re doing and showing the knife you used to scare the clerk. In this case it took the police 15 minutes to catch this guy. 
     Lesson 10 – If you can’t afford a gun, stay home. Using a cucumber, wrapped in a sock, to rob a bank, just doesn’t work. Besides it gives professional bank robbers a bad name.