If At First, Second, Third, or Fourth You Don't Succeed, Maybe You Should Try Something Different

     And then there is the report of a young man in Florida who drove a stolen car to the police station to pick up court papers relating to a previous car theft he was evidently being charged with. In this guys pocked they found the keys to yet another stolen car. That car was located a block away from the police station. So that's three cars. The report states that in another stolen car that the police recovered, (that makes four,) police found court papers relating to the first car this two-legged crime wave had liberated, so I'm guessing they're assuming he had at one time stolen this fourth car also.
     The report was a little vague and written in a slapdash fashion.
     So, we have this young man who stole four cars and evidently didn't make any money for his efforts, plus got caught four different times. So right away we know this guy's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, or just does not have the aptitude for this kind of career. The problem as I see it, is that there is no entrance exam for would-be car thieves. If there had been, this person could have been counseled to pick another career where his lack of ethics, inability to envision himself ever getting caught, and his natural talent for sneaky behavior could be put to better use---say like politics.