How To Entertain an Owl
     A man in a Seattle park was attacked by an owl, or at least the man felt talons on the back of his head. Maybe his hairdo looked like a big mouse or something. Anyway, this man made the mistake of running and screaming, while the owl continued to chase him.
     And no wonder, if an owl can make something that outweighs it by about 1,000 times run and scream why not. Where else is an owl going to get that kind of cheap entertainment.
     The report says that the man was able to get away. Duh! How many owl attack fatalities have there been in the world over the past fifty years anyway?
     This man reported a small cut on his head. I'm surprised he even reported the incident. Most of us would be embarrassed to make such a fuss over a neat, if unusual, adventure.
     According to the report, there have been other owl attacks in this same park. And why not? This owl has found a fun thing to do, so Seattle residents can expect it to continue seeking similar entertainment.