Finish the Report, Please!

    A story on AP stated: “Michigan authorities say they arrested a naked drunken woman who was driving the wrong way down the highway after leaving her naked husband and their child at a rest stop.” Now the first thing my razor sharp mind picked up on, was that so far there was a lot of nakedness going on.

    The report went on to say that this 23-year-old naked woman left her husband and child along the highway and then refused to stop after the police gave chase. When she finally did stop, she exited the vehicle and made a run for it. Police finally caught her.

    Besides being charged with indecent exposure and child abuse, she was charged with drunken driving, and  I suppose drunken running. The husband is in jail also.

And that was where the report ended. The big question they never got around to answering was, “Why are these two people driving, running around, and standing along the highway, naked? Curious minds want an answer. By that I mean me.

But, once again the AP has let us down and given us only part of the story.