This certainly comes under the heading of Mind Boggling. The Palm Beach Post has reported that a Florida dance troop issued a dare to this woman as part of a pledge to gain admittance to their group. Okay, so far it sounds a little juvenile, but hey, it’s Florida. However, the dare was for her to sit naked out in front of the local Dunkin’ Donuts.
Now, any organization that would dare a possible
member to do something this stupid is certainly not worth the possible member’s
consideration. So normally, a person would tell this dance troop where they
could go.
However, this lady took off all her clothes and sat
down outside the donut shop. That is until the police came and hauled her off. They
are charging her with “indecent exposure”. I can hear her saying, “I don’t
think I look that bad.”
You
Can’t Do That Here
A woman was driving along, probably minding her own
business, when she saw a falcon take down a duck. She stopped, went over to the
scene of the crime, and beat on the falcon with a beaded scarf. The falcon left
the duck and flew away, somewhat injured.
Well, it so happens that you can’t do that in Idaho.
Authorities are charging her with a misdemeanor count of beating or harassing
an animal.
It turned out that the falcon was a tame bird
helping somebody hunt ducks. The reason the woman was able to beat the falcon
was because up till now, the falcon had grown up with humans and didn’t know
that it needed to watch out for beaded shawls and such.
Now, I’m guessing that if the woman had been beating
on a person who was killing a duck, no one would have given it a second
thought.
One more question---who’s is looking out for the
ducks in Idaho? Huh?
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