A senator in Nevada is trying to get a bill passed that would allow people to buy marijuana for their sick pets. On condition that a veterinarian certifies that the animal's illness would be helped by taking the drug. This is what I see happening in Nevada. The market for certified sick pets is going to skyrocket. There will be a huge market for these animals. Enterprising people will be buying up sick pets all over the country and hauling them to Nevada for resale. It will become, wait for it---yes---a dog-eat-dog business. Some vet who is having a hard time running a profitable practice will just have to put out the word that he's a pet certification specialist who willy-nilly hands out certificates, he will BE IN BUSINESS.
So, If you're in Nevada and see a dog walking down the street sucking on a joint, don't be surprised or shocked. It's just a certified sick dog. Now it the owner is sucking on the joint and is carrying the dog in a garbage bag, then you have a scam going on.
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The Fresno Bee reports that a 23-year-old man in Madera, CA. spray-painted
his face black in an effort to evade police. Police suspect him of stealing a
car, (probably because they caught him in the stolen car), and figured that if
he painted his face black, the police wouldn’t be able to recognize him.
Surprisingly it didn’t seem to work.
Our educational system has to answer for an
obvious gap in what it didn’t teach this man. To leave this man devoid of even a
modicum of analytical ability should be a crime. Of course, I’m assuming this
man had taken advantage of the fine educational opportunities we have available
to us.
He can rectify his lack of education during
his stay at Graybar University, where he can take courses in Auto Theft,
Avoiding Police Pursuit, and Disguises. (I doubt that textbook has a chapter on
How to Paint Your Face Black.)
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