One Way to Do It 

     A man in Mississippi had his drug paraphernalia stolen. He wanted to file a complaint, but for some reason didn’t think the police would take him seriously. So, to get their attention he crashed his truck into the courthouse. 
    That did get the attention of the police, enough so that they’ve arrested him and charged him with malicious mischief and, oh, here we go, driving while intoxicated. That explains a lot. 
    But even so, you’d think that self-preservation would keep a person from doing something this drastic. 
    The reporter did not deem it necessary to let us know if this man ever found his paraphernalia or if the police were a help with that.