What Should We Name the New Baby – How About China White? 

    How often do you think people are sitting around discussing where they can score some smack, and one of the people says, “Let’s try the maternity ward at the hospital? It seems unlikely, now doesn’t it? 
    However, in Pennsylvania a twenty-five-year-old was arrested on charges including selling heroin while in the maternity ward where his girlfriend had just given birth to their child. Already I can see that this guy may not be up for a parent of the year award any time soon. 
    One thing you’ve got to give the new father credit for---he had a product to sell and he was prepared for business even in the most unlikely place. 

 Don’t You Hate it When This Happens 

   In Alaska an animal control officer, answering a 911 call, was told that an alligator had outgrown it’s bathtub. The pet was over 4 feet long. It’s hard to take a bath in a tub with a 4 foot ‘gator in residence. 
    The control officer found a home for this ‘gator in a rescue aquatic center. 
    Now if you were from down South you’d just eat the thing, unless you had grown fond of this reptile that was taking over your bathroom. 
    But it does make you wonder what these people thought was going to happen when they first brought home a cute little ten-inch alligator.