A Public Service Announcement 

    Some time ago a hunt organizer in Russia was hired to help the king of Spain shoot a bear. Evidently there was some concern about the success of the hunt, so they came up with a solution. First, they got a tame bear, then they fed him vodka-soaked honey until he was drunk. 
    When the time came, they pushed the bear out of his cage, and the King shot it. And surprise, surprise, it only took one shot. He was probably able to hold the gun right up against the bear. 
    Now for the public service announcement: If someone feeds you vodka-soaked honey, then tries to push you out of a cage, don’t do it. It’s probably a trick. Remember the bear.