Another Public Service Announcement for Anyone Thinking About Traveling In New Mexico
October, 2014
Alert!
This is another New Mexico travel alert! If you're going to New Mexico, and if you're in Bloomfield, and if you're in Burger King, and if Your onion rings cold, you'd best just keep your mouth shut.
One gentleman didn’t
and the Burger King Manager allegedly attacked him.
Now the cold-onion-rings guy is suing
Burger King, and so it goes.
A little advice: Before complaining about
your cold onion rings, ask the establishment’s manager if he is having a bad
day. If so, you might want to decide that cold is just the way you like onion
rings.
Another Dopey Cow?
Whodathought! I found out today that there
is a world cow-milking contest. Contestants travel around the world with their
bovine partners to compete. The object is to see how much milk the milker can
squeeze out of his partner in the allotted two minutes.
Recently the World Championship was held at
Branzi Fair, in Italy. The winner was Gianmario Ghirardi and his partner Mirka.
Between the two they produced 8.7 liters in the allotted two minutes. (I’m not
sure I could get that out of my garden hose.) The 8.7 liters is a world’s
record. The previous record was two liters. An impressive increase.
I
guess that is why there is talk about what kind of anti-doping checks were done
on both milkers and cows.
The
report posted on Metro.co.uk had the assistant president of the organizing body
responding to the doping question by saying, “We checked the cows for any
tampering for an hour, then there are eight judges,” whatever in the world that
means.
There
you have it. It was a new one for me, maybe also for you.
Jury Tampering 101
I’m
sure you’ve heard of jury tampering. In Pittsburgh, a lady took this illegal
activity to a whole new level. The only problem was she sort of got it backwards.
Usually the tampering is to get the jury to do something in your favor or the
favor of whomever you’re representing.
This
lady, who was in the courthouse after being arraigned and released on a
previous retail theft charge, stole over
$500 from the purses of some jury members as they were hearing a case.
Surveillance
cameras recorded the whole thing, proving once again that not all criminals are
geniuses.
With
a little luck she will get this same jury when her case comes to trial.
That Might Work!
China
is hunting a Siberian tiger that Vladimir Putin released into the Russian
wilderness. At the time the Russian media made Putin out to be a hero for doing
this deed. The tiger has now allegedly roamed across the border into Chinese
territory. Not a big surprise - - if
Putin can’t keep within the borders of Russia, why should we expect anything
better of a tiger.
One thing that will help the searchers is
that the tiger has been tagged with a tracking device. This might give the rest
of the world an idea of what to do with some world leaders who don’t seem to be
able to stay within their borders.